“PLAIN AND FANCY”
South on the Jersey Turnpike
And west on the PA,
Just some two hundred miles
From New York’s crowded subways,
The “plain and fancy” life
In Lancaster, PA
Is like iced lemonade
On a hot summer day.
The folks are ready to please;
They are “wonderful nice;”
To day and week visitors
They are willing to give advice.
The pot pie is very hot,
It has chicken as it should;
The shoo-fly pie is warm
With whipped cream as one would.
A dish of beans and ham
One has without regret;
It has none of the chunks of fat
New Yorkers always get.
The highways are well marked
The sidewalks, very clean;
There’s no driving through red light;
There’s no honking through green.
These “plain and fancy” folks
“Throw the cow over the fence some hay;”
They “look the window out to see”
Who is “coming the gate in their way.”
These “plain and fancy” folks
To their children well impart
We “grow too soon old
And too late smart.”
(1971: After visiting Amish country)